WANTED: ASS BANDIT! Hold up this caboose

First name

Jimmy

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a bisexual trans man- if you're unclear, research what that means before messaging me thanks
Pronouns: he/his/him

I just moved to New Orleans
Looking for people who aren't shy talking about sex to hang out with for daytime fun, maybe some really dirty chat/messaging, and if the stars align just right, a femme dom to use me, or a masculine slut sub to do my bidding, or Porque no los dos?

Rest assured: Ass banditry *will* be involved. And I just quit smoking, so my oral fixation is out of control.

I swear a lot, have a dry sense of humor, like cooking, grilling, watching movies, listening to music & chilling near the water.

If you are still reading this bio & got the Margaret Cho reference in my headline, we should be friends.

Not new to the idea of bdsm
New to sites like this and the idea of it outside of a committed relationship

No I'm not going to meet you today.
Use your words first and let's see what happens.
Consent and honesty are everything.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

Body Art

Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Work At Home

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

veterinarian, writer

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

sitting in the park on a blanket near the water having a nice meal listening to some live music somewhere not too crowded or busy

I've Always Wanted To Try

one of those indoor skydiving machines

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

to be the change I want to see

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop, Reggae

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

enjoying the moment and not being distracted or worried about anything else

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

An ASSBANDIT with kindness, compassion, an open mind, and the ability to set ego aside

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Strap On Sex