Vanilla is pissing me off.
FlyingTortilla
Huntsville, Alabama | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
31 year old switch who leans submissive. Not really into pain, so much as the control aspect.
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Calves
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog, Other
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is
Guy who fixes things.
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Jock
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Observant, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Sports, Learning, Internet, Travel, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Why even think about this? That would be setting unrealistic expectations.
It would likely involve discussing Game of Thrones, then me asking you some embarrassing questions regarding your feelings towards "little people" sex.
It would likely involve discussing Game of Thrones, then me asking you some embarrassing questions regarding your feelings towards "little people" sex.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Lots of shit, specifically; Sky diving, Kobe Beef, Prank calling a celebrity...besides Pauly Shore, Getting a BJ from one of those girls that can tie a cherry stem with her tongue, Building my own house out of reclaimed materials, That new thing at Taco Bell, Riding a St. Bernard as if it's a horse ...ect.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
On Holidays
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
I don't have one, maybe that's why I'm so sad all the time :(
Just kidding. I want to own my own Sasquatch farm. We would produce the finest Sasquatch furs and meats in the land...Until one day I look into one of the creature's eyes and realize...they're just like us.
So I set the creature free. She thanks me before returning to her ancestral home high in the mountains of Montana. I then release the other Sasquatches.
They kill me instantly, because we lack the connection I had with the first beast.
On second thought...no goals. The last one I set led to being mauled to death by mythical creatures.
Just kidding. I want to own my own Sasquatch farm. We would produce the finest Sasquatch furs and meats in the land...Until one day I look into one of the creature's eyes and realize...they're just like us.
So I set the creature free. She thanks me before returning to her ancestral home high in the mountains of Montana. I then release the other Sasquatches.
They kill me instantly, because we lack the connection I had with the first beast.
On second thought...no goals. The last one I set led to being mauled to death by mythical creatures.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Romance, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Anything that is not un-fun.
^^^Very deep, introspective answer.
^^^Very deep, introspective answer.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage, Oral Sex, Domination, Secretive Sex