Witch whisperer/interrogator, centuries

First name

Mike

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

My above title is for in person assignations with local, slim, vegan women of my years, not online cavorting.

There be myriad match sites, lash, er, lass, playing to such as us, but've never seen any yielding more than a very few distaff drawn to the sustained isometric erotic tension; the heart, soul, dynamic of BDSM, understanding that 85% of it's in your lovely auld head, that the brain's the most powerful sex organ.
So, i'm a non-paying member, doubting even the slim chance of a thinking woman not suffering from low esteem nor fat harking to the above, or well know that, according to Erica Jong, witch and goddess once one and the same.

BTW, i tried to post a trio of pictures to no avail.

Have no idea how this site works, or doesn't work. So winks, nods, crooked fingers, "hot lists" if you're here collecting a-holes with a wine glass in one paw, piece of vibrating plastic in t'other, are of no interest. You must reach me in your own words in a way that conveys y'are not trying to experience online every horny drywall contractor or CPA on the planet.
Or, if you fit the bill, try mike hyphen exanimo at ess bee c global dot net

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

6' 3 (1.91 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Cars

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Seeing your spreadeagled loveliness piteously writhing in unrelenting enforced bliss.

I've Always Wanted To Try

You.

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

Find an erudite, lovely wench of my years smart enough to have evolved to veganism, the better to have stamina, endure consecutive orgasms, prolonged G spot floodings, who devours arousal, intellect crucial because as you've read and heard, the brain is the most powerful human sex organ, tho' your entire skyclad body my playground. No larks need apply. Not a morning person.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Classical

When I Read, I Always Read

News, History

My Idea Of Fun Is

Hanging you by your wrists from the bow of a large, spooky tree alongside the nearby bike/jogging path at 1 am and teasing you 'til your wetness trickles down your well spread inner thighs, your still untouched clit throbs like Big Ben tolling the hours, your still untouched nipples hard as acorns from primeval forest floor so sensitive you primal scream in your mind loud enough to go deaf

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Boldness, Sensitivity, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

You if you're following me so far

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Intimate