Not such a big guy indeed
Notsuchabigguy
Rockville, Maryland | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
A mess, shy, nerd. I try to be funny but who really knows. I’m fat, I embarrass myself, I love games and reading. Currently trying (and failing) to play bloodborne. I also like to write but by no means would I say I’m a writer. I love at home with family (very sexy I know) and I’ve got no good reason for it, But it doesn’t really bother me.
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Black
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Bum
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Parent(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Dining, Reading, Tv, Movies, Games
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Good and lead to a second date? No idea, depends on the person I’m with. Obviously ideally there’s a boat and candlelight
I've Always Wanted To Try
Writing a book
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Once A Year
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
Stay alive and be an old man
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rap, Rock, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, Blues, Jazz, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Staying in a playing a video game or watching old movies. In the winter with snow on the ground I’m all about building a snow man and being outside
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Empathy, Humor
What Do You Look For?
Wit, I like to laugh. If we can laugh about stuff then everything else kinda becomes irrelevant
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex, Secretive Sex