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Satyrnine

Leander, Texas | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name
Roderick
I Can Speak
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As
More later when I determine whether this site is worth my time. Look for me on the book.
Sign
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Fit
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Military
My Job Title Is
Military Contractor
I Live
Alone
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Learning, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Dining at a quiet restaurant. Maybe cooking at home. Perhaps something outdoors.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Skydiving, mixed gas deep water diving (I am scuba certified, just want to deeper than 110'), piloting an aircraft (I took the stick once, I want to try it again).
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is
Is to get my 100% disability from the VA so I can focus my time on my writing.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Classical, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Is going to the range and perforating paper targets from anywhere from 10-200+ yards, A good old time sit down RPG sessions with friends, doing things to you that will make you beg me for sexual release.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
ou are a dark and tempestuous beauty of formidable mental acumen and razor-sharp wit, who possesses a fine appreciation for the darker aspects of life. Someone who wants to understand human nature and how this world works and is curious enough to be searching for answers...but is humble enough to know that she cannot possibly have all the answers. She finds Gomez and Morticia more romantic than Romeo and Juliet. She is someone I can have fun and share adventures with and yet someone who enjoys the quite downtime of life. I can share all that I am with her: my hopes, dreams, heartaches, shortcomings, successes, and failures. She is someone I can stand back-to-back with when we take on the world. Most importantly, she will be my equal, critic, partner, passionate playmate and lifetime companion. And more importantly, she is someone who will allow me to be all of these things for her.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Bondage