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UnrealIllusion
El Paso, Texas | Couple Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm a chubby guy, losing weight, 6'1" pretty rad fucking dick, and an amazing stamina for pleasuring. Also, I'm pretty fucking dominant and aggressive. I cute aggress a lot. My partner is smaller standing about a foot shorter than me, very aggressive towards others, passive towards me as I am the Alpha in the relationship. We're looking for someone to get along with and play with.
Sign
Pisces
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Stocky
My Height Is
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are
Black
My Ethnicity Is
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Hair
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is
Welder
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Kid(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Going to the fair! Or maybe going to a hotel to get to know each other over dinner, then vigorous sex followed by insightful chatter to get to know ourselves better, then cuddling and watching TV before sleeping.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Having a real threeway soul warming event where we three are bonded for life.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Unaffiliated
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is
Die happy. Lol.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Latin, New age, Ambient, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Romance, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Video games, sex, and really just talking about life events and relating.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
Honestly, someone with larger breasts, me and my partner would like to play with someone like that. Someone with similar interests in gaming and tv. With a sick sense of humor.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Domination, Vacation Fuck