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funnyman231

Columbia, Missouri | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Hey there how's it going? I'm not to good with the about me kinda thing but will do my best. My life basically revolves around my work seeing as I spend 24 hrs a day at it. I drive a truck across the country and surprisingly enjoy it. I'm just looking for that 1 Mistress whom I can obey and make happy all the time. Hopefully that Mistress is here.
Sign
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Transportation
My Job Title Is
Truck driver
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Dining, Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Haven't been on one in a long time so I'd have to think about it
I've Always Wanted To Try
To much to mention
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is
Jewish
I Attend Services
Never
My Goal In Life Is
Start a family and keep them happy
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal, Blues, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Fiction, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is
Just about anything

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Committed, Marriage, Domination, Bondage, Strap On Sex