Are you worth the time of my pen?

I Would Describe Myself As

Wherever I am I am probably slightly buzzed, and if you are an attractive female I have at least one naughty thought going through my head of something I could do to you. It likely involves at least one body part of mine, and at least one prop. Maybe more. Of either.

I am romantic but cold, intelligent but rarely restrained, learned but foolish, possessive but distant, great at whatever I do but always broken in some way of who I am. I am the best man you will ever meet and the bastard your mother always warned you about. Sexually I care about your pleasure at the same time I just do not give a fuck... and the kind of woman who get that are the exact kind I want messaging me.

I will try and do virtually anything once with a woman, but the one word I do not want to hear is 'no' after the bed room door closes. (Safety words/signals notwithstanding of course)

I write. If I like you you will probably end up in some way in one of my characters. If I fucking hate you you will definitely end up in some way in one of my characters but that won't be a good thing. No you do not get to know my pen name, at least not for a very long time. Yes some of what I write is erotic, and yes if I like you I might write just for you.

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian, Other

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Legs

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Other

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Several titles

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Someplace we could talk without too much background noise.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Anything I haven't done before that won't permanently scar or kill me.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Libertarian

My Goal In Life Is

Everchanging.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Being around a person/people who are fun.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

First, someone with mutual attraction. We should want to fuck each other. Second, mutual interest. We should enjoy the time we spend. Third, deeper interest. The things that make a date a girlfriend, a girlfriend a lover, and a lover a partner.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Secretive Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Vacation Fuck, Date, Just Wanna Fuck