I ache to serve
pseudonym_here
Portland, Oregon | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Heavy set with long blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin, and all my own teeth. Want to check for yourself?
More to come after I get a chance to sign up and see what the site's about.
More to come after I get a chance to sign up and see what the site's about.
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Retired
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Secretive Sex, Group Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Vacation Fuck, Date, Just Wanna Fuck