Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Prénom
Rob
Je sais parler
Anglais
Je me décrirais comme
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Signe
Cancer
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Mince
Ma taille est
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Mes yeux sont
Marrons
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Jamais été marié/e
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Oui
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Sourire
Art Corporel
Oreilles percées, Tatouages stratégiquement placés, Tatouages visibles
Mes cheveux sont
Bruns foncés
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chien
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Non
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Plein-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Restauration/Service
Mon titre de fonction est
Chef
J'ai gagné cette année
De 45,000 € à 59,999 €
Je vis
Avec des animaux
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Oui - souvent
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Mal-aimé/e
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Réservé, Observateur, Comique, Sombre, Bizarre
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Dîner , Art & artisanat, Musique, Télévision, Films, Cuisine
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Dormir, Boire un coup, Se déguiser, Télévision
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
Anything relaxed
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
Robbing a bank
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Un troll, Coquin/e, Neuneu
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Autre
Mon but dans la vie c'est
Enjoy it.
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Intelligent, Sarcastique, Coquin/e, Sadique
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Dessins animés, Films
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Science-fiction, Comédies, Famille, Animation, Horreur, Thrillers, Je suis acteur/trice, Adultes
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Classique, Le bruit de l'aspirateur, Blues, New age, Soul, Folk, Punk
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Bandes-dessinées / Romans graphiques, Fantaisie, Fictions, Histoire, Horreur, Humour, Programmes instructifs, Mystères, Philosophie, Poésie, Satires, Science-fiction, Ouvrages techniques, Erotique, Surnaturel
Mon idée du fun
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Bon sens, Séduction, Etrangeté, Humour, Beauté, Intelligence
Que recherchez-vous?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Relation intime, Engagement