Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Мушкарац тражим жену
Основни подаци
Име
Rob
Говорим
Енглески
Мој опис
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Хороскопски знак
Рак
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Танка
Висина
185 цм
Боја очију
Смеђa
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Никад нисам био/била у браку
Имам децу
Не
Желим децу
Да
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Осмех
Телесна обележја
Минђуша/минђуше, Тетоважа која се не види, Тетоважа на видном месту
Боја косе
Тамно смеђа
Имам
Мачка
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Не
Статус
Образовни ниво
Факултет, али га нисам завршио/завршила
Мој радни однос
Пуно радно време
Моја струка
Храна/Кетеринг
Назив мог радног места
Chef
Мој годишњи приход
$45.000USD до $59.999USD
Живим
Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима
Код куће
Понекад ми дођу пријатељи
Пушим
Да - често
Пијем
Да - у друштву
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Повучен(а)
У друштву сам
Уздржан/уздржана, Посматрач, Занимљив(а), Тамна/Црна, Чудан/чудна
Моја интересовања и хобији
Вечере, Уметност и занат, Музика, ТВ, Филмове, Кување
Како замишљам провод
Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да останем код куће, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Спавање, Пиће, Облачење, ТВ
Мој савршен први састанак
Anything relaxed
Одувек сам желео/желела да
Robbing a bank
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Волим да коментаришем, Непримерен(а), Блесав/блесава
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Остало
Мој животни циљ
Enjoy it.
Мој смисао за хумор
Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Непримерен(а), Садистички
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Цртане филмове, Филмове
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Породица, Анимиране филмове, Хороре, Трилере, Ја сам глумац/глумица, Програми за одрасле
Увек слушам
Кантри, Реп, Рок, Метал, Класична, Звукови усисивача, Блуз, ”Њу ејџ” музика, Сол, Народна, Панк
Увек читам
Стрипове, Фантазије, Фикције, Историјске, Хороре, Смисао за хумор, Наставне програме, Мистерије, Филозофске, Поезија, Сатире, Научну фантастику, Техничке, Еротика, Натприродно
Како замишљам добру забаву
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Тражим
Шта Вас привлачи?
Домишљатост, Флертовање, Чудноватост, Смисао за хумор, Изглед, Интелигенција
Шта тражите?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Какву везу тражите?
Пријатељ, Интима, Посвећеност