Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Man Letar efter Kvinna
Grundläggande information
Förnamn
Rob
Jag kan tala
Engelska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Stjärntecken
Kräftan
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Smal
Min längd är
189 cm
Mina ögon är
Bruna
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Aldrig varit gift
Jag har barn
Nej
Jag vill ha barn
Ja
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Leende
Kroppskonst
Hål… Men bara i öronen, Strategiskt placerad tatuering, Synlig tatuering
Mitt hår är
Mörkbrunt
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Hund
Villig att flytta
Nej
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Vissa universitetsstudier
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Mat / Catering
Min arbetstitel är
Chef
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år
Mellan 450 000 och 600 000 kronor
Jag bor
Med husdjur
Hemma
Vänner hälsar på då och då
Jag är rökare
Ja - ofta
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Den utstötta
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Reserverad, Uppmärksam, Komiker, Mörk, Konstig
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Middag, Konst & Hantverk, Musik, TV , Filmer, Matlagning
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Bio, Sover, Att dricka, Leka maskerad, TV
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att
Anything relaxed
Jag har alltid velat prova
Robbing a bank
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Ett troll, Oanständig, Tramsig
Åsikter
Min religion är
Annat
Mitt mål i livet är
Enjoy it.
Min humor är
Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Oanständig, Sadistisk
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Tecknat, Filmer
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Familj, Tecknat, Skräck, Thriller, Jag är filmskådespelare, Vuxen
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Country, Rap, Rock, Hårdrock, Klassisk, Dammsugarljud, Blues, New Age, Soul, Folkmusik, Punk
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Komik, Fantasy, Fiktion, Historia, Skräck, Humor, Instruerande, Mystery, Filiosofi, Poesi, Satir, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Erotik, Övernaturlig
Det jag tycker är kul är
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Kvickhet, Flirtighet, Egendomligheter, Humor, Snygga drag, Intelligens
Vad letar du efter?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
Vän, Intimt, Hängivenhet